Noticing too much? Try Noticinol, the pill for those afflicted with chronic noticing

If you are having too much trouble getting along in society when you're noticing too many things that most people miss. Revealing what you know to your friends and/or family would cause irreparable harm to your relationships when you shatter their paradigm. Wouldn't it be easier if you can just take a pill to ease your symptoms of chronic noticing, and relax in the bliss of ignorance? If so, then we have Noticinol for you, also available in extra-strength Noticinol Jew in the case of too much knowledge that can get you into some serious trouble with Edomite laws.