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“Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil” -- Babylon Bee
The satire website, The Babylon Bee, released an inside look at a regularly scheduled marketing meeting with Democrats, where Satan asks them to tone down all the evil just a little bit.
Satan: Thank you all for meeting with me. You’re all doing some wonderful work destroying the world, but I think it’s probably time for us to reevaluate.
Speaker 1: Sorry for the interruption, but I think we’re in the wrong meeting. We’re not here to destroy the world. We’re here to save it. You see, we are some of the leading leaders of liberal causes, and I’m with the Human Rights Campaign who focus on LGBTQ+ and trans rights. You see, I have an equal sign to let you know that I’m a good person.
Speaker 2: Oh, excuse me. Women’s Reproductive Rights.
Speaker 3: Climate.
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Speaker 4: Free Palestine.
Speaker 5: Open borders.
Satan: I misspoke before. You guys are not destroying the world, okay? You are saving the world.
Speaker 1: What’s up with those scare quotes?
Satan: Pretty sure I didn’t use scare quotes when I said saving the world.
The important thing to keep in mind is that there’s a big election coming up, and we’re all on the same page, okay? So if we want Biden to win, he needs to to win in order for us to save the world. If we want Biden to win, you folks… How can I say this? You might need to tone it down just…
Speaker 2: Tone down what?
full article: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/05/latest-hilarious-take-babylon-bee-satan-asks-democrats/
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