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11 DEADPAN SOL Welcome to the Manor
Welcome to the manor, where shadows dance with glee,
Where darkness meets humor, THE ENIGMA MACHINE (Homophone: the enigma you see),
I'm Deadpan, the master of this twisted domain,
Come on in, join the madness, let's play this wicked game.
(Chorus)
In the manor of mysteries, where secrets never rest,
I'll charm you with sarcasm, put your mind to the test,
With this rockin' beat and a pop of wit, you laugh and sway,
Welcome to the manor, where Deadpan rules okay.
(Verse 2)
Behind these walls, a world unknown,
where laughter hides the pain,
A paradoxical existence,
where love and darkness reign,
I'll keep you guessing,
never revealing my true face,
But I'll serenade you with twiddles. (Tune the Enigma machine which works with music)
(Chorus)
In the manor of mysteries, where secrets never rest,
I'll charm you with my sarcasm, put your mind to the test,
With a rockin' beat and a pop of wit, I'll make you laugh in jest,
Welcome to the manor, where Deadpan rules okay.
(Chorus)
I am Deadpan
Not quite a dead man! (Ahaaa aaah!)
Welcome to the manor, where Deadpan rules okay!
Deadpan, Deadpan!
Deadpan!
Welcome to the manor, where laughter lights the way!
(Outro)
Welcome to the manor,
Where laughter lights the way!
Welcome to the manor,
Where laughter lights the way!
Welcome to the manor,
Where laughter lights the way!
Welcome to the manor,
Where laughter lights the way!
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