Unfortunate Cookies | A Dark Looming Cloud Haunts Your Waking Life

YUM YUM'S Unfortunate Cookies make the perfect 🎁. Are you tired of reading positive affirmations in your fortune cookies. Do you want the cold, bleak, dark TRUTH? Is it to much to ask that my fortune cookies not lie to me? If they must lie, can they lean toward unfortunate events so when it doesn't occur the day is that much brighter?

Just see all the feedback: "I just wanted to get my 🍀 numbers to play the lotto. It said they were *$+$@* I checked, those aren't numbers.!"