Presidential Rage Camp on the Cusp of the Fermi Paradox | ACTJ 324

President Biden had challenged Donald J. Trump to a duel…of words…with no live audience…on CNN.

Time to sell some soap.

Although we survived the auroral apocalypse this past weekend, the Sun God Ra remains active and there’s more than a few reasons to keep HAARPing on the subject.

If I did have a tumor, I’d name it Lou.

Perhaps cognizant of the effects of impending polar migration, the Vatican is running ahead of the narrative, “finalizing clear guidelines and norms for the discernment of apparitions and other phenomena.”

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Meanwhile, in far flung reaches of the empire, Israel is looking forward to the next dance party. Consequently, it seems more important than ever for us to consider more terrestrial problems and retain our natural born right to bear arms so we can keep on rocking in the free world just like Anthony Blinken would want us to.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Because despite all these issues, scientists have proposed an explanation for the Fermi Paradox that limits the lifespan of technological civilizations to a mere 200 years.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

The Council considers a trip to rage camp on May 16, 2024.