Heroic Hiker Leaps Across River, But Loses His Shoes In The Mud

6 years ago
57

You know that expression: every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man? It's presumably been around for generations but most definitely was popularized by ZZ Top and their hit single (appropriately named) "Sharp Dressed Man. Anyway, do you think it's true? It could be. I think there is SOME truth to it. A lot of my girlfriend's like a casually dressed, borderline sloppy guys. But maybe we need to get our lives in order. ANYWAY, the point of this story is that whether he is wearing Doc Martin's, Air Force Ones, Penny-Loafers or Rainbow sandals, the only thing that matters is that he is wearing SOME kind of shoes. Which, unfortunately is going to lose this guy a few brownie points with us ladies.

Loading comments...