Sir Keir Starmer (Parody of 'Arnold Rimmer' from Red Dwarf)
This one just came to me suddenly, having watched a particular Red Dwarf episode which paid 'tribute' to the ship's Captain Arnold Rimmer.
Smeg.
New Lyrics:
He’s weak and he's spineless, it's a fact
He's totally incompetent, to be exact
His anecdotes of grandeur are a load of crap
He’s Sir Keir, Sir Keir, Sir Keir Starmer
He's a bumbling prat and is no charmer
He's like a Knight without his armour
Or a mobile with no charger.
He’s Sir Keir, Sir Keir, Sir Keir Starmer
The head of the bullsh*t Labour drama
He's like a ship without a harbour
Or like Greg without his Dharma
Master of the phoney camaraderie
He’ll swiftly squash our prospects of joy and glee
His Manifesto Plans have all gone to seed
He’s Sir Keir, Sir Keir, Sir Keir Starmer
Like a Trainspotter without a Parka
Or a Three Course Meal without a Starter
Can he really get any dafter?
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