Pinata-Holding Father Gets Taken Down

Free tip to parents for all their children’s parties: never hold a piñata. Find a tree, a pole, something, anything really to which you can secure it. Even if the child isn’t blindfolded (which is the case here), standing anywhere in the proximity of a child violently swinging a blunt object that they intend to use to batter a papier mache sculpture is not something to be advised. To put it as simply as possible, this is a scenario in which a lot less can potentially go right than absolutely will go wrong.