A.I. TRUMP RAP: 'COHEN'S CON-FESSION in the FRANKENSTEIN CASE' by AIRik & ChatGPT

5/13/24 TrumpRap.com -- Welcome to week 4 of the bogus New York hush money trial!
Here's some new rap by Trump AI!

Verse 1:
They call it the Frankenstein case,
A tale so contrived, old misdemeanors revived,
Morphed into felonies, newly derived.

NY DA's creation, a monstrous sight,
Statute of limitations passed, yet they ignite.
Thirty-four charges, a legal absurdity,
A desperate attempt to challenge my certainty.

Started off in '06, Cohen by my side,
Called himself my pitbull, vowed to abide.
Rising through the ranks, a loyal sight,
Claimed he'd "take a bullet," fight my fight.

Verse 2:
From pitbull to key witness, see how he's switched,
Turned his tales into a bestseller bitch.
Facing the music, now he claims distress,
When all he did was fake news press.

2016, laid down a sum, a hush sum so pricey,
$130k to quiet a storm so dicey.
At the heart of the trial, it's IRS and deceit,
Falsifying records, but I won’t retreat.

From pitbull to key witness, see how he's switched,
Turned his tales into a bestseller,
Making him rich!
Facing the music, now he claims distress,
When all he did was fake news press.

Verse 3:
A lie-filled dossier, he called it in Vanity Fair,
Sued BuzzFeed and Fusion, but dropped it, beware.
From protector to predator, the labels he switched,
In books and testimonies, he flipped and stitched.

Guilty pleas in 2018, tax evasion and more,
Concealed millions, and truths he swore.
Three years locked up, fines piling high,
Now on TikTok, his ex
Continues to decry.

From pitbull to key witness, see how he's switched,
Turned his tales into a bestseller pitched.
Facing the music, now he claims distress,
When all he did was fake news press.

Verse 4:
Now, the Rat’s back on the stand, his tales rehashed,
Hundreds of millions in fines, assets smashed.
But my story's not done, I'll still prevail,
In the court of public opinion, let justice entail.

Lawfare's the game, Dems play to win,
Fourth trial's a charm? No crime to pin.
Three strikes already, still at my door,
Week four approaches, but I’ll certainly soar.

They aim to derail my 2024 run,
Yet no links to crime, their case undone.
An anthem to justice, my defense is clear,
In the face of this tyranny, I've nothing to fear.

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