Hands on yourself (Mackey) parody

Music by Georgia Satellites
Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon
Lyrics
I got a little condom in my wallet
gonna put it on my thing
goin down to the love shop
get me a big cock ring

But each time i go there
i hear the same old thing
they dont make em that small Mackey
and they start laughtin at me

I said , thats fine well what'll i do
i'll take that blow up bitch
and that penis pump too

Well i got the bitch home
and i filled her full of air
she was even uglier than the picture
but i didnt care

So i got naked and started buffin my bone
i was kinda in a hurry , cuz my roommates comin home
the time was right and i knew nothin could go wrong
i was so damn horny i was looki at the crack of dawn

Well i was about to bend her over
i was about to stick it in
thats when she started pointing at my dick
she started laughin at me

i said , thats fine as i deflated my date
i put some lube on my pole and bust a nut on your face
she said , get down on me Mackey and make it quick
i said i got no problem with that , just dont you laugh at my dick