Modern California 5

Uh oh. Looks like the weather forecast in the next few days shows a great chance of me getting a 100 million degree tan.

Better pick up some spf 1 billion at the pharmacy.

I get to make a new snazzy ride only to realize I have the worst direction when it comes to navigating the city...guess that is why I mostly walk. I then find myself amongst the most sterling of modern Californians that can't wait to help me find my way after my vehicle breaks down. Who needs AAA when you have such delightful people who are quick to help me get to my destination by way of a burnt stain on the freeway.

Will I prove to be the apex psychopath? Stay Tuned.