The Kentucky Fried Stooges - Jam 2 27th December 2023

A thrilling mish mash of cake, not to mention a steak beak wake and bake. Super spicy chicken! I should have got spicy rice.

This manifesto was recorded poorly, hence the lack of ability to manipulate anyone with it.

Any offensive images were drawn by us as teenagers and as such were intended for pure insanity and hilarity.

Duffbaland Paddy the Chuff Daddy commands the troubadours with aplombe bestowing presets and line level inputs to them droogs like they're flippin' candy molokos. Hankering after an AKG C400000001 helps him get through some constipated guitar solos, its a digi-analogue bonanza in this neck of the tonewood.

P.I. Gemini II KneeKapZ - he cheezes and pleazes with his bap de la bop bebop skills, trashing out house anthem piano loops and Major 7s on almost everything, no line cliches here - he'll spit out some phat thumping BeatboX first - he is literally pumping the groove out of the ground, figuratively.

The artiste formally known as GNERM, a midi based Cyborg wields the power of A.I. decision making, his quantum computing components allow for an elegant Digi Noise choir to meld everything under a firmament of flat earth glissandi, seeking transhumanism in the palm guitar, or how about the ionosphere?

Stezuley Von Blagapus, fresh as a burlap rose from the world's largest exporter of flowers DADGADs and CGDABBs his way through a slew of stringed items all combined purchased for a slick £878. Set the tape deck to burned out SEAT Ibiza in a murky wood and slide those heels down the croquet square - and the dance floor!