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Dating Standards: A Humorous Approach to Finding Love

Description:
In a world full of dating standards, why not aim for the stars? Join us on a hilariously absurd journey where one brave soul sets the bar at a staggering $1 million. From swiping right to swiping through stock market trends, this comedic take on modern dating will have you laughing out loud while pondering the true value of love. Strap in for a rollercoaster ride of financial fantasies, romantic mishaps, and the quest for the ultimate relationship ROI.

Question:
What's the ideal annual income for your potential partner?
a) $50,000 - Enough for Netflix and chill, but not private jet dreams.
b) $100,000 - The sweet spot for dinners and vacations, with a side of stability.
c) $500,000 - Because why settle for Coach when you can have Gucci?
d) $1,000,000 - Time to break out the champagne and start planning that yacht wedding!