Ricketts Opening Statements (Part 2 Replies) - Nebraska Primary Debates 2024

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Scott: Welcome back to the 2024 Nebraska Primary Debates, We just heard from Cheap Tricks Ricketts and if you missed his opening statement here’s a recap, and then, replies from all of our experts.

Cheap Tricks Ricketts: I am better than all of you.

Chris: Someone’s sure high on his horse, like always. Well then he has a lot of walking to do.

Gary: He’s high on something and it ain’t no horse.

Lucy: He’s high on a big pile of horse-hockey.

Ian: I love horseys! especially My Little Pony, Princess Twighlight Sparkle!

Rosie: He’s just confident in his bad decision making ability.

Emory: Every bad decision is one step closer to a good decision.

Chris: Well then he has a lot of walking to do.

Rosie: Someone has to make decisions even if they are the worst decision.

Cheap Tricks Ricketts: I’ll always make the best decisions I can, to benefit me and my globalist business partners, at the expense of the people in Nebraska, because “There’s no place like Nebraska”.

Chris: He just saying, “There’s no place like Nebraska” because that’s what Nebraskan’s like to hear.

Rosie: It’s like Dorothy Lynch for the ears.

Ian: I’d bathe in Dorothy Lynch but it clogs the drain.

Gary: But he doesn’t mean any of it.

Scott: Well there’s one thing you can count on, no matter what he says or lies about, he’ll keep saying “There’s no place like Nebraska’.

Cheap Tricks Ricketts: There’s no place like Nebraska

Vote John Glen Weaver
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