CALLING WARHAMMERS PROBATION OFFICER LIVE! [Mormon Shaggy | DJ Axle]

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In this stream we learn that there was a SWATing attempt on Mormon Shaggy. Somebody called the police in Shaggy's area and through a TTS went on a rant about transgenders after saying they killed their girlfriend after discovering they were transgender. Axle calls up EarJuice has they are very likely in some way connected to the SWATer. Talking to EarJuice is as entertaining as you'd expect (not at all), at the end before leaving EarJuice preforms what might be the most pathetic attempt at trying to manipulate Shaggy against Axle.
Axle and Shaggy then proceed to try and call up Forge War Hammer's probation officer, but the office is closed.
The two then call up Daiymo and Gahoole who have a hissyfit over this. At some point Axle leaves the call to make a point to the stream audience without being shouted over. This of course wounds the ego of Gahoole and Daiymo who rename the group to something rather petulant and then leave. Gahoole rejoins and talks to Axle again, Axle explains in no uncertain terms that they have no interest in mending relations with Surfer as Surfer has crossed a line in supporting War Hammer against Shaggy. Gahoole, being the most confrontation adverse human to ever live says they are going to stop being friends with Axle because of this (Spoilers this doesn't last long).
Axle and Shaggy then start streamsniping Surfer, who comes up with an utterly delusional take even by their standards, that Axle was the one who tried to SWAT Shaggy. Surfer then "psychoanalyses" Axle to try and prove his schizophrenic theory.
The two then switch to watching Mr. Deadman's stream because Deadman apparently spoke about this drama, Mr. Deadman was as interesting as ever (not at all) so nothing came of it.
Axle then goes over a conversation they had with King of POL on Discord, where King of POL threatened that Vidar will harass Axle and their family. Axle responds in kind, that if Vidar does this he will call up King of POL's family and ask them about his father. Because this is an equivalent response, King of POL sees this as an unreasonable escalation and proclaims they aren't scared of these threats while making them themselves. Perspicacity them comes into Axle's live chat to echo King of POL's threat, that if Axle does anything to poor completely innocent KoP then Vidar will harass their family to oblivion. Axle points out that if Vidar does anything to them or their family they will inform the police and get Vidar arrested as per Norway's anti harassment laws, as Axle and Vidar are both Norwegian.
At some point later there is a transition to talking about Cog, then play clips from War Hammer's livestreams to mock them.
Eventually they return to watching Surfer's stream. Axle at this point is quite drunk and is slurring their words, yet is still somehow more cogent and articulate than Surfer. In the stream Surfer does what they are second most well known for (the first being calling the cops on PPP), constructing elaborate erotic homosexual fantasies. Literally every single analogy they make is some vulgar and perverted reference to a homosexual act. This goes on until the end of the stream.

Original upload date: 5th October 2022
[CALLING WARHAMMERS PROBATION OFFICER LIVE! [6JO7BiEh_U8].mp4]

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