Minecraft Bedrock is Superior to Java in Every Single Way!!!

6 months ago
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Bedrock is WAYYY Harder than Java and it's made for mobile devices, why is it harder?
because mobs spawn in higher numbers
we don't have day counters
no entity cramming
no 100% tnt drops (well finally after 10+ years in this last update we have 100% tnt drops so we can tnt mine)
we can't build on the nether roof
we have our cool "bedrock features" removed for "parody" instead of adding the cool features to Java
no tnt dupers
only 1 level of bad omen (which is broken now)
the fire icon takes up 95% of your screen
we can only cure villagers once to get trades lowered (meaning we can't turn then to zombies and cure them over and over until they're 1 emerald like java)
we need a minimum of 20 villagers for an iron farm with 15 of them having jobs and 10 having beds AT THE VERY LEAST, instead of 3 (like Java has)
dolphins grace is crap on bedrock you can't even notice a difference
no off hand use
skeletons have aimbot and shoot faster the closer you get
we don't have "mod distance" (meaning mobs can spawn right on top of you)
if you walk in fire for 0.001 seconds you're still on fire for 8 game ticks
we have the world's slowest regeneration (if you want to heal you need to camp in a corner for over 60 seconds waiting for your health to replenish)
we don't have subtitles
we can't go to older versions
you're only suppose to have 2 ghast for the mob cap at once (but we get 3-4 sometimes)
phantoms are twice as strong
the wither IS OVER TWICE AS HARD (he has twice the health on bedrock while having WAYYY more abilities and deadly attacks)
and of course "no cheats in hardcore even after death"
and all this for *"the mobile version of the game"* shouldn't the PC version be harder?
but nope the mobile version is harder than the PC version (you can try to make it make sense) the only thing bedrock really has to combat all this is "no combat update" *a little "helpful tool" when we need to deal with a game version that's twice as hard as Java could ever be*

(so what I'm saying is obviously "Bedrock is harder" and "old combat with mechanics *like bedrock has,* would make Java fun again for alot of players" who claim "Minecraft has gotten sooo easy these days")

but instead hardcore Java is like *easy/normal bedrock* and then alot of people wonder why the game isn't fun anymore.
Java players would be so much happier (or at least they couldnt complain anymore) if they simply allowed the "old combat" and/or made the game the same level of skill as bedrock, by adding parody from "the hardness of Bedrock" to Java

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