i kinda figured _____ would teach em but alas +paisley's tail joins my one (woe)man band

say hi to the internet paisley
iconic meaning nineties haha
when i was a kid i felt like a teenager so it figures that i'd make decisions that coincide w/ how i have always seen myself
i've always felt like i was dying
i'll take affection from an animal over a person any day
her tail musta hit the brass ensemble
paisley is the only one i'd let in the band
i have always had an affinity for xmas lights
it's gotta be more depressing
i would most definitely fuck it up even more
it is an actual synthesizer
i just make it make noise
thank you yamaha, casio n all types of batteries
considering all that's on my buffet i'd say that i'm doin pretty good
i hate hate hate aircraft
i say a prayer now instead of just yelling at planes n helicopters
i'm trying to grow as a person, okay
technology will always be used against society
they'll never learn from their mistakes, most of em don't even know what they are!
this is my fave anti-govt hat
govt work is most definitely consistent
are they suffering tho...i mean they eat cheese fries
obesity is universal suffering cos everybody must watch ya self-destruct
if you loved yourself you'd try a little harder
bullying is not really my thing
most people aren't even aware of their consciousness
they're waiting on a savior to come scoop em up
the world will get shittier cos humans beings won't lift a finger to do shit but scroll
paisley shares my fascist beliefs
utilitarian agorism...the only decent form of libertarianism
we must have the same motives not the same beliefs
people care too much about the wrong thing ad infinitum
take yer pick from a number of wrong things
1.5-3 days, maybe sometimes even a half of a day
the slow blink is the sweetest thing in the world
i will never slowly blink at a human (not like this)
how can you not feel loved vortex
i'm not living in yawl's time period
i choose despondence in a way
i can't demand that people understand
anything relating to mental illness will get misconstrued
either the powers at be or those that disagree w/ me
i don't care about your religion
ronnit is the only other comedian that i really spend any time w/ outside the bars
i'm pretty sure that brad is finally getting laid
i just assume that somebody will be fucking somebody else over
i'm such a cynic about relationships haha, but seriously tho if my friends are happy then i am happy for them regardless of the situation they are in
nobody could do that for me
for many there's an obligation that they have chosen
how strange to allow society to determine the direction your life goes
chin flab! chin flab! chin flab!
i will be 39 fairly soon (like tmrw)
halfway thru death (maybe)
whenever the battery is running out it only lets me do so much, but at least i can do this
my brain won't lemme do anything consistently
i can't accomplish things the way i can in my mind
never write it down, yet another waste of time
i always know what i need to get done
unless you really believe in that sorta thing DON'T DO IT
i guess this is the main reason why i can't be amish
i'm not supposed to leave this so called civilzation
i'm just crazy, that's why my timing is off or all the way on