AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, SO HE USES A TRANSLATOR APP TO ROB A BANK

“Poner el dinero en la bolsa.” That is what a Venezuelan national tried to translate into English in his failed attempt to rob a bank in Ohio. The suspect used a translator app, which presumably translated the aforementioned phrase to “put the money in the bag.” But the bank tellers did not acquiesce to his pathetic demands. Subsequently, the 20-year-old foreign national was arrested.

When the bank tellers refused to give the suspect the cash he simply left. Police found him shortly after, where he denied the allegations and said that he just “went to the bank and asked them to put money inside a bag,” according to the outlet. But the Venezuelan national added that he did lose his job and that he needed money.