I've Hiked Everywhere (PCT version)

Songwriter: Geoff Mack PCT lyrics: Mister Ed

Best damn PCT cover of the best damn travel song.
It's a long song...but it's an even longer trail!!!

I was thumbing a ride outside a godforsaken trail head
Up rolled a tweaker with a rabid dog in his truck bed
"If you’re going to Cascade Locks, dude, I'll give you a ride"
So, I cranked down all his windows and I settled down inside
He said “whoever hikes the PCT is doomed to fail"
And I said "bullshit man! I’ve backpacked every mile of this here trail "

I've hiked everywhere, man
I've hiked everywhere
Never cut my my hair, man
Laundry it was rare
Mosquitos I had my share, man
I've hiked everywhere

I’ve hiked to

Evolution Creek Mission Creek Hauser Creek Hat Creek
Subway Cave Shelter Cove Castle Crags Glacier Peak
Mount San Jacinto Baden Powell Whitney TimberLine Lodge
Mount Rainier Adams Jefferson Bridge of the Gods
Stehekin Bakery Pancake Challenge Mom’s Pie Donner Pass
Forester Pass Mather Pass Glen Pass Kicked my ass!

Lake Sally Ann Lake Susan Jane Susie Lake Fish Lake
Trout Lake Crater Lake Olallie Lake Dicks Lake
Lake Aloha Bucks Lake Mammoth Lakes Bishop
Mica Lake Mirror Lake Dewey Lake Winthrop
Sheep Lake Bear Lake Bear Lake Sheep Lake
Blue Lake Green Lake Pete Lake For Pete’s sake!

I've hiked everywhere, man
I've hiked everywhere
Been bluff charged by a bear
Had to change my underwear (spoken: but I only had one pair)
Giardia, I had my share, man
I've hiked everywhere

Warner Springs Lookout Spring Lava Spring Mojave
Agua Dulce Quincy Yosemite Tehachapi
Cispus Pass Chinook Pass Harts Pass Fuller Ridge
Mazama Village Holden Village Suiattle River Bridge
Independence Lone Pine Ridgecrest Kennedy Meadows
LA Aqueduct and the other Kennedy Meadows

Kern River Kings River Klamath River Urich Cabin
Big Lake Youth Camp Big Bear City Bouquet Canyon
Siskiyous Sisters Soda Springs Snoqualmie
Oak Shores Malt Shop
The bridge from Stand By Me
Kracker Barrel Barrel Spring Devils Postpile
Ash Camp pit toilet only for a little while!

Spoken: you’ve got to be batshit crazy to go in that one

I've hiked everywhere, man
I've hiked everywhere
Trail magic was nowhere, man
Hiker hunger …always there
Ramen, I had my share man
I've hiked everywhere

Montezuma Valley Green Valley Seiad Valley Truckee
VVR PVC Stagecoach RV
Dinsmore’s Lion’s Den Mountaineers Hikertown
Mike’s Place Mary’s Place Grumpy Bear’s Triple Crown
Callahan’s Ammirati’s Muir Trail Ranch Muir Pass
Muir Hut Summit Hut Kelso Road Water Cache

Julian Ashland Belden Deep Creek Hot Spring
Packwood Wrightwood Mt Hood Scissors Crossing
Tunnel Falls Ramona Falls Burney Falls Campo
Mount Laguna Etna Canada Mexico
Vasquez Rocks Goat Rocks Eagle Rock Wee Ville
Kernville Markleeville time to climb another hill!

I've hiked everywhere, man
I've hiked everywhere
Reroutes just ain’t fair,
I’m a tortoise not a hare
Fires, I had my share, man
I've hiked everywhere

I’ve dealt with

Bobcat Fisher Cat Cattle scat Rattlesnake
Blacktail Whitetail Ringtail Rattlesnake
Black Bear Brown Bear Bear Can Rattlesnake
Racoon Rodent Poodle Dog Rattlesnake
Marmot Coyote Mountain Goat Rattlesnake
Cougar Condor Bigfoot Ants

And I’ve been
Nobo Sobo Sowebo Sebo
Nowebo Nebo Eabo Webo
white blaze blue blaze yellow blaze pink blaze
in pain insane on my ass in a daze
too hot too cold too wet too old
sunburned windburned stomach churned never learned!

I've hiked everywhere, man
I've hiked everywhere, man
My blisters came in pairs,
my meniscus it did tear
Ibuprofen, I had my share, man
I've hiked everywhere

And I left no trace I swear!!!!