Songwriter: Geoff Mack PCT lyrics: Mister Ed Best damn PCT cover of the best damn travel song. It's a long song...but it's an even longer trail!!! I was thumbing a ride outside a godforsaken trail head Up rolled a tweaker with a rabid dog in his truck bed "If you’re going to Cascade Locks, dude, I'll give you a ride" So, I cranked down all his windows and I settled down inside He said “whoever hikes the PCT is doomed to fail" And I said "bullshit man! I’ve backpacked every mile of this here trail " I've hiked everywhere, man I've hiked everywhere Never cut my my hair, man Laundry it was rare Mosquitos I had my share, man I've hiked everywhere I’ve hiked to Evolution Creek Mission Creek Hauser Creek Hat Creek Subway Cave Shelter Cove Castle Crags Glacier Peak Mount San Jacinto Baden Powell Whitney TimberLine Lodge Mount Rainier Adams Jefferson Bridge of the Gods Stehekin Bakery Pancake Challenge Mom’s Pie Donner Pass Forester Pass Mather Pass Glen Pass Kicked my ass! Lake Sally Ann Lake Susan Jane Susie Lake Fish Lake Trout Lake Crater Lake Olallie Lake Dicks Lake Lake Aloha Bucks Lake Mammoth Lakes Bishop Mica Lake Mirror Lake Dewey Lake Winthrop Sheep Lake Bear Lake Bear Lake Sheep Lake Blue Lake Green Lake Pete Lake For Pete’s sake! I've hiked everywhere, man I've hiked everywhere Been bluff charged by a bear Had to change my underwear (spoken: but I only had one pair) Giardia, I had my share, man I've hiked everywhere Warner Springs Lookout Spring Lava Spring Mojave Agua Dulce Quincy Yosemite Tehachapi Cispus Pass Chinook Pass Harts Pass Fuller Ridge Mazama Village Holden Village Suiattle River Bridge Independence Lone Pine Ridgecrest Kennedy Meadows LA Aqueduct and the other Kennedy Meadows Kern River Kings River Klamath River Urich Cabin Big Lake Youth Camp Big Bear City Bouquet Canyon Siskiyous Sisters Soda Springs Snoqualmie Oak Shores Malt Shop The bridge from Stand By Me Kracker Barrel Barrel Spring Devils Postpile Ash Camp pit toilet only for a little while! Spoken: you’ve got to be batshit crazy to go in that one I've hiked everywhere, man I've hiked everywhere Trail magic was nowhere, man Hiker hunger …always there Ramen, I had my share man I've hiked everywhere Montezuma Valley Green Valley Seiad Valley Truckee VVR PVC Stagecoach RV Dinsmore’s Lion’s Den Mountaineers Hikertown Mike’s Place Mary’s Place Grumpy Bear’s Triple Crown Callahan’s Ammirati’s Muir Trail Ranch Muir Pass Muir Hut Summit Hut Kelso Road Water Cache Julian Ashland Belden Deep Creek Hot Spring Packwood Wrightwood Mt Hood Scissors Crossing Tunnel Falls Ramona Falls Burney Falls Campo Mount Laguna Etna Canada Mexico Vasquez Rocks Goat Rocks Eagle Rock Wee Ville Kernville Markleeville time to climb another hill! I've hiked everywhere, man I've hiked everywhere Reroutes just ain’t fair, I’m a tortoise not a hare Fires, I had my share, man I've hiked everywhere I’ve dealt with Bobcat Fisher Cat Cattle scat Rattlesnake Blacktail Whitetail Ringtail Rattlesnake Black Bear Brown Bear Bear Can Rattlesnake Racoon Rodent Poodle Dog Rattlesnake Marmot Coyote Mountain Goat Rattlesnake Cougar Condor Bigfoot Ants And I’ve been Nobo Sobo Sowebo Sebo Nowebo Nebo Eabo Webo white blaze blue blaze yellow blaze pink blaze in pain insane on my ass in a daze too hot too cold too wet too old sunburned windburned stomach churned never learned! I've hiked everywhere, man I've hiked everywhere, man My blisters came in pairs, my meniscus it did tear Ibuprofen, I had my share, man I've hiked everywhere And I left no trace I swear!!!!