my cat is not my daughter...dog people problems...this culture is weirder than ag

*well apparently her dog got into a package of bologna n was shitting what looked like blood but it wasn't
her grandfather helped me quit smoking cigarettes
i found arlo (paisley's brother) dead next to the washing machine almost a year ago
i wanted arlo to be w/ other dead animals n she has many of them in the backyard so...
i owe checkers my life cos i am a fucking idiot
becuz of this dog nobody died seriously
a lotta people (usually women) use their pets (mainly dogs) as a shield
people that call their pets fur babies
holy shit one more time we show up early aka on time
of course i didn't bring my work shirt, at least i got my work hat
probably gonna eat an edible...
it's good to be drunk or high during sumin sad like this
she is a literal bitch haha
everything can either advance you or hold you back
many use their dogs as a crutch
you can't appreciate sumin that you do all the time
i see soooooo many people doing this...they didn't even give themselves time to mourn
it's obviously pretty toxic when they just immediately replace their pet w/ another pet
nowhere is somewhere to those that live there, i digress