Royal Decree: Banning of beneficial lead paint UNLAWFUL

Notice: The voice of Her royal highness Majesty Queen Romana Didulo has been digitally encrypted for reasons of national security..

Forthwith and effective immediately, In the Kingdom of Canada, it is unlawful to paint homes with paint from which beneficial lead has been removed. It is scientifically proven that lead is beneficial to homo sapiens. Why else did they have us wear a lead apron for xrays?