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Moon Landing Song-J-Dow Productions
Lyrics
[verse]
(spoken)
Landed on the moon, tuh...Yeah, right mofo...
(rapped)
Errbuddy gotta propa stocka photos packed away
that be the epitome of things achieved or dreamed back in days,
but somehow, some way they say we flew away
to the moon then the buffoons threw the news away,
That don't make no mofuggin sense,
they didn't even save no prints,
and they been buggin' ever sense,
droppin hints in the mix,
Movies with fake sets, scripts with the references
Next'll be a porn one,
based on Capricorn one,
I know for shore son,
[chorus]
We ain't ever landed on no moon,
That was just some shit in the mix for the Communists to consume,
Keep that bullshit about that day in July sixty nine,
You lie and can't be trickin' my mind
We ain't ever landed on no moon
Bitch!
[verse]
That landin' was a ho trap, with a kodak
I can zoom in onna bug with a clack but they play that they go back
and the snaps still look like crap,
Shit we seen better in some star wars,
Better selfies taken by the wealthy bar whores,
Why ya wanna lie about the sky for,
Are ya scared up there we'll see what you lie for,
Don't wana squirm us with the true terra firmas,
Cuz we under a dome in our home protected like a Thermos,
Ya wanna keep us slow learnas but that's the system,
so many anomolies with no hominies I can't even list 'em,
Yo lies'll be yo doom,
No here me croon,
We ain't ever been to no gawt dang moon
[chorus]
We ain't ever landed on no moon,
That was just some shit in the mix for the Commies to consume,
Keep that bullshit about that day in July sixty nine,
You lie and can't be trickin' my mind
We ain't ever landed on no moon
Bitch!
[verse]
Now these Satans sayin we landed on mars with a rover
but they can't even do battery cars that always turn over,
Those shits freeze and seize up in the frost dammit
But we spose to believe and see a fleet streakin on the red planet,
I can't stand it,
Why they gotta fib like a bitchy kid spittin in a bib,
from Adam's rib to the lift off,
they get dismissed in the kick off,
Now they done got me ticked off,
and they gonna get they ass kicked soon,
and maybe then they'll get that flight to the moon
[chorus]
We ain't ever landed on no moon,
That was just some shit in the mix for the Commies to consume,
Keep that bullshit about that day in July sixty nine,
You lie and can't be trickin' my mind
We ain't ever landed on no moon
Bitch!
Hooooooooooo oooooh oooooh oooh
Haw!
No moon travel, unraveled
Uh
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