Hilarious Tales from My Strict Eastern European Mom

She said señor your accento es perfecto Hell of a foreplay if you ask me Just like Arnold Schwarzenegger I had very strict parents growing up you know My mom was a very strict Eastern European woman Like the way she taught me how to swim she threw me into water The way she taught me to never play with fire she held my hand into fire The way she taught me about racism she raised me in the Czech Republic but she is getting a little soft now she's getting older you know she started doing weird things like she started hugging me the other day she said she loved me I'm like that's new I wish she did that earlier maybe I wouldn't have to do this for a living But the weirdest thing she started to do she likes to hold my hand in public