Killer Goose Flaps Boy

AFVPublished: March 28, 2018
Published: March 28, 2018

If you don’t have a least favorite bird, you aren’t paying attention. Some automatically default to the pigeon, which is not a bad choice given their peskiness and ubiquitous presence in cities across the country, but personally, I reserve my disdain for the Canada Goose. For anyone who has ever been around one, these flying vermin are a scourge. They litter playgrounds and parks with their waste, disrupt the ambient peace and quiet with their tormenting honks, and don’t migrate, so there’s no break from them even in winter. To those still on the fence at this point (or heavens forbid on the “pro-goose” side), I present Exhibit A.

A boy is blindsided by an aggressive goose. Run, Timmy!

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