6.66 Tips from Satan How NOT to Go Viral

Ever wondered what it takes to perfectly *not* go viral? Well, you're in luck! We've descended into the fiery depths to fetch you "6.66 Tips from Satan on How NOT to Go Viral." This isn't your run-of-the-mill advice; it's a curated collection from the underworld itself, designed to ensure your content remains as undiscovered as a secret society's handshake. From embracing the charm of the Dark Ages by completely ignoring trends, to crafting content so unsharable it feels cursed, we've got all the anti-tips to keep your digital footprint as elusive as a ghost.
But wait, there's more—or should we say, less? Dive into the art of being excruciatingly boring, master the use of cryptic languages not even Google can crack, and explore the joy of text-only posts that make ancient manuscripts seem like comic books. And just when you think it can't get any more anti-social, we introduce you to the concept of creating a social media platform where you're the sole inhabitant. It's all about being so good, yet so off-the-radar, that your content becomes the stuff of legends—whispered about in hushed tones but never seen. Join us on this paradoxical journey to achieving digital obscurity with a touch of devilish charm.