LEGENDARY LEGEND, "Before he was president", PARTY

What difference does THAT make, Johnny Roger Stephons?
Oh, wait! That's right, he was FAKE, too, just like your operative name.
You do know that John MC'd the first Global Citizens Award for G.S.,
don't you?!?!?!?!?!? You know, George... last name rhymes with Oreos.
WAKE UP!!!!

Sure must have been some kind of party! SOME KIND
Like something else that sort of rhymes with OReos, with a 'G'.