The Parking Epidemic

Parking is a modern problem that we will never be able to solve because many reasons, one of them being overcrowding. Overcrowning is due to too many people having sex at the same time leading to a lot of baby birds. But ever since the recent years we're actually tired of a drop in baby birds. So what we have is a bunch of teenagers acting like babies. And so far, they can't park. They really suck. And they're buying up all the cars, so there's no parking, there's nowhere to go. Like do you still go places when there's no parking? Nah, I don't want to kill the night.