"Da Guilt-atine" a.k.a. 666 aint da Devil number it's PPM of CO2

More new "evil genius" plans. Da old Geo-tine is out. We got da new technology, a gigga CO2 watt pump laser to do the same job. It's Painless and bloodless (sort of), But above all it is cheep and da punishment fits da crime. Use too much CO2 and it will get used on you. Hold da press. Ol Kosher Catfish got a new plan for you. We need more CO2 please join da 666 ppm program. We need da green. CO2 aint mean.