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Chat educates Hake and Hasan Piker! | Wed 3-20-24
Hake news hodge podge! Hasan Piker misinterprets Destiny's mom! Calls on pot use/quitting, near-death lessons, and politics MESS.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 20, 2024 AD
TIME STAMPS
0:00:00 Topics: Hasan/Destiny, Happiest countries
0:02:11 Hey, guys! Knowledge is poison (Hake tee)
0:05:20 Dirty Dozen (strawberries), Clean Fifteen
0:11:45 Intermittent fasting vs American Heart Association
0:15:34 Hasan Piker: Destiny's mom whipped slaves! (Scythe, plantation)
0:27:00 (Pardon strange interlude, saying hello to visitor!)
0:27:39 Commies, struggle sessions, false values
0:29:25 Coffee revisited: Problems with welfare
0:37:23 ALEX, CA: Pot and video games not the worst (2 jobs)
0:41:54 ALEX: Near-death experiences (real life lessons: Anger, etc.)
0:48:14 ALEX: FE, moon, tide; space is fake unfortunately
0:51:09 ALEX: Joe, horses, owners with injuries
0:53:43 MR PINK, CA: FE/BE agnostic, Near-death (LSD OD)
0:56:53 MR PINK: Dropped pot, paranoia, irritability… presence
1:01:03 MR PINK: Turmeric, Indian, GMOs, pesticides, human error
1:07:31 JAIME, MN: Welfare vs work income; no vote!
1:13:05 JAIME: Taxes, "sovereign citizens"
1:15:53 JAIME: Pot 10yrs ago (stronger today, melting brain)
1:18:03 Coffee: Joel and Sean co-hosted Mon! (HR: Anti-feline rhetoric!)
1:19:06 Super: Joel, Joe, TONY! (Fri 3/15/24 show)
1:21:57 Rumbles: Property tax everywhere!
1:22:50 Super: Frederick, DLive
1:23:56 Over the Rhine - "Nobody Number One" (2003, Ohio)
1:31:19 War, famine, immigration
1:38:17 Happiest countries
1:43:12 BRIAN, MO: Help, then war, now trans agenda?
1:49:49 RUSS, VA: Take away all the guns, no gun violence!
1:52:42 "Ain't No Monkeys in My Family Tree" - Knights of the New Crusade
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