Minivan Man - Original Song - Rock and Roll - Story and Song

Minivan Man is a song I wrote. It`s sort of a parody of the early 1960`s hot rod songs that the Beach Boys and Jan and Dean sang. They bragged in their songs about how big the engines were, how fast they were, how much chrome they had and all the chicks they would pick up. This song is in the style of 1950`s Rock and Roll. Those of you too young to remember, rock and roll was a once very popular genre of music. Satan creeped into it and eventually killed it unfortunately.Show more

Minivan Man
Written and performed by
Dan D. Dirges

I don`t give a damn about going green
This gas guzzlin momma is a mean machine
Pay no mind to what I drive
Just mind your own business and I`ll mind mine
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

There`s caravan`s, venture`s and Ford windstar`s
You can see them everywhere without looking to far
Their cruising around up and down the road
With the wife and the kiddies man go daddy go
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man
I`m a minivan man, watch me roll it up and down the line

There`s a 3.3 litre underneath the hood
A fuel injection six shooter growling real good
An automatic tranny with overdrive
I`ll never ever have to pimp my ride
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

There`s duel sliding doors and one in the back
Grannys tied down up on the roof rack
It`s got a vanity mirror to comb my hair
And coffee cup holders here and there
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man
I`m a minivan man, watch me roll it up and down the line

I don`t give a damn about going green
This gas guzzlin momma is a mean machine
Pay no never mind to what I drive
Just mind your own business and I`ll mind mine
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

There`s caravan`s, venture`s and Ford windstar`s
You can see them everywhere without looking to far
Their cruising around up and down the road
With the wife and the kiddies man go daddy go
I`m a minivan man watch me roll it up and down the line

I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man, I`m a minivan man
I`m a minivan man, watch me roll it up and down the line

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