King of Games (King of Pain parody) [original]

Parody of "King of Pain" by The Police/Sting

watch the version with animated lyrics: https://rumble.com/v4ly6ui-king-of-games-w-lyrics-king-of-pain-parody.html
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Lyrics:

There’s a little glitch lagging the stream today.
I’ve been grinding this ladder since yesterday.
I get all of the views because I’m so OP.
And I don’t need your cheese strats for my K/D.

At the top of the stats is where you’ll find my name,
Whether Starcraft, Fortnite, Tetris or GTA.
I guess none of these noobs will ever end my reign,
‘Cause it’s my destiny to be the King of Games.

There’s another troll flooding the chat today.
Thats’ my score up there.
I’ve been farming this loot drop since yesterday.
Thats’ my score up there.
I just No-scoped a camper on a high rooftop.
Thats’ my score up there.
And I don’t need an aimbot for my headshots.
Thats’ my score up there.

I warm up with some Killstreaks playin’ CoD,
Then go dunk on some tryhards playin’ Rocket League.
And you know that you’ll never catch me AFK,
‘Cause it’s my destiny to be the King of Games.

There’s a bug in the physics to clip through the walls.
Thats’ my score up there.
There’s an easter egg hid inside the waterfall.
Thats’ my score up there.
Got a world record time on my Metroid run.
Thats’ my score up there.
Then I did it blindfolded again for fun.
Thats’ my score up there.

Whether shooter, Rogue-like, MOBA or RPG,
I’ve earned every achievement, min-maxed my skill tree.
Even the hardest difficulty’s pretty tame,
‘cause it’s my destiny to be the King of Games.

There’s a griefer just feeding the other team.
There’s a scrub getting ganked again, again and again.
There’s a rich man who’s trying to pay to win,
But he’s just gonna get pwned in an expensive skin.

Really lame!

Oh I’ll see you give up all your e-sports dreams.
Thats’ my score up there.
And as you rage quit you’ll just see “GG”.
Thats’ my score up there.

So I went outside in the sun today.
I don’t think I’ve slept much since last Thursday.

Well, if anyone cares to watch you getting rekt,
Then I sure hope your chat room pays you their respects.
And even the haters can’t help but proclaim,
that it’s my destiny to be the King of Games.

King of Games!

I’ll always be King of Games!

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Clips used (of length greater than about 1 second or so) in order of appearance and labelled by the game featured (not to be considered an endorsement):

Pong - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvpi2VVZ3Eo
Battlebit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1pedzGp8XQ
Overwatch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvER51SMByc
League of Legends - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB5V_nDDhgg
Diablo II: Resurrected - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFLGGwAwIK8
Spelunky - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3riQloe2xE
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (x2) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqVcMUSpWJU
Grand Theft Auto V - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAkCYsFfoo
Apex Legends - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGvFRPNHrHI
chat room flood - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXCrs3ue5w
World of Warcraft Classic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zveEB8e-8f4
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra3oskZUHxQ
Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LYm4HIelC0 (separate CS:GO clip later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwbXwfzVuLE)
Rocket League - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu_7NSwyLo
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG7EWaj-Js
Hydroneer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L7bfcwomNg
Call of Duty: Warzone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0fYXEFHygo
Metroid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haq7c3rXpIA
Path of Exile - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsmEuHa1eL8
Dark Souls - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhb05wE2C5E
Red Dead Redemption 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-cgysVOREQ
Dota 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UGBB_sFO8
Rock Band 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo08yRK9tF8
Mortal Kombat 11 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydbeph4dIY
Halo Infinite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVu--WfgiI
Battlefield 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucjT3jtn5YE
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtMzTGfs-fc
Burnout Paradise Remastered - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqkyT30a8jA
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrZn4trMK_U
Halo: Combat Evolved - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyH8gjNYLXI
Strike Force (arcade) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhM5zs2OYMk
Ms. Pac-Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJi1VO-NtVs

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Note that some AI tools were used for image generation and vocal transformation.