VROOM! VROOM! DEMENTED PANTS SPOILER IN CHIEF SAID HE LOST A TESTICLE IN MONGOLIA WHILE BOW HUNTING?

Or something bat$hit crazy like that? Dementia Joe testified in his deposition to Robert Hur that he knew he had classified documents in his house, his corvette, his garage, his basement, at the Univ of Delaware and even stuffed a few up the fake vagina of the Asst Health Secretary Rickard Levine! (okay that last one was just a joke but it is possible?)