Michelle Obama ‘Beat Sh*t Out of Barack’ After Trans Rumors Forced Her Out of 2024 Race

Michelle Obama ‘Beat Sh*t Out of Barack’ After Trans Rumors Forced Her Out of 2024 Race

Michelle Obama flew into a violent fit of rage at Barack and senior staff members when it became apparent she could not run for president in 2024, according to a staffer who blames the transgender rumors for ruining her political ambitions.

Drunk Michelle became physically violent, overpowered Barack, and needed to be restrained during a campaign meeting when it became clear that her dream of winning the White House would not be realized.

According to the staffer, it was after this meeting, in which she was told she simply has too many skeletons in her closet, that she fronted up to the media and announced she would not be officially entering the race at this time.