How to tell if you're a Commie

5 questions to ask yourself if you think you're a commie:
1. Do I think healthcare is a right?
2. Do I think housing is a right?
3. Do I think I have a right to other people's love?
4. Do I want the government to take money from others and give it to me?
5. Do I want the government to force people to say, or not say, things so they don't hurt my feelings?