The Lab 005

You have decided to stop living your mediocre existence.
You looked up from your porn infested device, For a glimmer of hope.
You did not find it. Because you have no hope.
Then, luck struck you with every ounce of good karma you accumulated over your lifespan.
It gave you the undeniably beneficial guidance of someone who is ahead of you, but close enough to relate to your problems.
Don't waste this treasure like you've wasted every opportunity you ever had.