3.5.2024 - Groovy Jimmy part deuce - The fundamentals of Groovin

Psychocandy riles jimmy up with a threat to return with eggs of his own, Jimmy mourns the death of Jamie Rose, and rage quits the stream when a panelist plays Books4Moses saying "Keep pouring that fucking milk" over Kernkraft 4000 for the 10th time. A lot of lore dropped in this stream.
1) Jimmy measures himself
2) Jimmy admits he doesn't drive.
A few things to note. 1) when he measures himself he doesn't deny that he's wearing shoes, he puts the tape measure over his large gut (which makes the measurement exaggerated), and he tilts his chin towards the ceiling once again overexaggerating the final height, which comes out to be ..... drum roll.... 5'8". With all those errors in how he measured himself, I estimate his actual height to be 5'6".

2) I had became suspicious that Jimmy doesn't drive on the 'Buffet Bound' stream - why would he uber to the buffet when he's sober @ 10am? I also thought back to how when Jimmy listed his monthly expenses, he made no mention of gas or car insurance. Others brought up how the only time we had seen Jimmy in his car was when his mother was out of town on vacation. The final straw for me was when Jimmy went outside to check if Psychocandy was outside with eggs. He came back into the room with a spare house key on a necklace. If you drive a car, theres a 99% chance that your house key will be on your car key chain, not some necklace containing a singular key. Fed Smoker asks Jimmy how he gets to work, and Jimmy first says sarcastically that he "takes the short bus to work". When Fed Smoker asks if Jimmy's mother drives him to work every morning, he gets pissed and says "even if she did drive me, why is that any of your business". Jimmy goes on to say that he has PTSD from a car accident that took place on christmas day 2018. His claims of having trauma from that event; however, are undermined by his laughing at the injuries sustained by the other driver / car crash victims in general.