Bill Maher Mocks Biden’s Old Age, Says He Walks ‘Like a Toddler with a Full Diaper’

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MAHER: “Instead of trying to refute all the ‘too old to be president’ slams, Joe must embrace them. Stop with the ‘I’m sharper than ever.’ Nobody’s buying that.
(Laughter)
Don’t try to deny the age thing, lean into it. Lean in. Lean in like you’re eating soup.
(Laughter and Applause)
And just admit it, say, ‘Yes, I’m bad with names, and I walk like a toddler with a full diaper...’
(Laughter)
‘...but I believe in democracy.’ Because Joe’s problem is not a new one for Democrats — not the age thing specifically, but the idea of letting the opposition intimidate you into being defensive about who you really are. Yes, that we’ve seen before. John Kerry pretending to be a duck Hunter. Hillary carrying hot sauce in her purse. Americans hate that sh*t. Be yourself, and, Joe, yourself is old. That’s who you are, old.
(Applause)
Old. You’re the guy who thinks an app is the sound a chihuahua makes when it comes.
(Laughter)
You once fell down the stairs of the underground railroad.
(Laughter and Applause)
You’re so old, your bad kid with a drug problem is 54.”
(Laughter and Applause)

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