Trump Must Not Think Biden Will Be The Democrat's Nominee … Just Sayin'

One of the best things about covering Trump either in or out of office is the nifty nicknames he comes up with for people who piss him off. As someone who used to call Dick Durbin, 'Little Dickie Durbin' I can't tell you how excited I was the day I heard Trump refer to him that way. Now, do I think he got it from me? Nah. But hearing him say it? Hilariously awesome. Adam Schitt is another good one that clearly got to Schiff … I still remember writing about how upset he got when Trump 'accidentally' called him that one day. Good times. Far better times than what we're living in now under Biden or whoever is calling the shots these days. I personally think the puppeteer rhymes with 'YO Mama,' but you know, I'm a crazy, tin-foil-hat-wearing Rightie. Heh.

All of that being said, I don't think Trump thinks he's running against Biden. Nope, I think he expects the guy he just came up with a new nickname for: Trump: “Look at what this Govenor NewSCUM from California… what he’s done to California. People are pouring in.” Now, I could be wrong (I've been wrong plenty of times, trust me) and maybe he just made up the nickname since he was at the border and Newsom (with Biden) is largely responsible for what is happening there but … I dunno. Part of me thinks he wouldn't waste a good nickname like that unless he thought it would be something he could use more than once.

Either way, this made me laugh and think of better times when everyone on the Left had nothing to really complain about but mean tweets (oh, and he was a big meanie and stuff). When the economy was roaring, taxes were lower, fewer criminals were in our country and we weren't sending billions of dollars to fund endless wars. Then 2020 rolled around and supposedly 81 BILLION MILLION TRILLION people voted for Biden. Ahem. The days of mean tweets and roses. I think most Americans miss those days, even if they don't want to admit it.