don't learn from yer experience, just buy more shit

i'd rather talk it thru than lose a friendship
i hate tension, let's talk about it
i have a much easier time talkin to my work fambly than my regular ass fambly
i didn't start talkin to my fambly again until i started doin standup
that's the perfect place to pass
no excuse to be driving this slow, amy
my comedy was lame due to unresolved anger
anytime you think that sumin is a waste that is a thought from the evil one
why wouldn't i trust myself about...myself
i have been in some major accidents so...
i didn't wanna drive in the first place
all these conventional things were never my idea
my parents are a lot of the reason why i do comedy
my dad refused to clap at my graduation, i understand now (he probably shouldn't have acted that way but i forgive him)
i failed my best subject cos it was the last period of the day
high school was a good time for the boomers
the nineties was when they started inoculating kids out the wazoo
gotta have my pops...that cereal was crap
it probably is plastic tho
you can't enjoy anything made in america once you know
i had the sneaking suspicion but i could still tell myself that i was just full a shit
america is mattel, essentially
authority figures don't like people that they can't control
i was in a bad place mentally which is why i did so many bad things
fuck trump was the no1 thing i heard haha
trump proved how infantilized society is
mind control thru status quo
why america is the best (and worst) country
that's why i'm here (hiding in the bushes)
i get excited when i see other mini coopers
the more i apply this logic the better my day
neuroplasticity makes all the difference
think of the movie groundhog day
i dunno how i got an equinox outta a highlander
my visuals are always sumin else haha