A young kid allies with a man who thinks beer comes from the sun. Together, they drive through Northern Canada to stop Garth Vader and his cult from bringing back an ancient civilization named after a pain medication.

Robo-Aliens from Neptune try to invade Earth, only to be thwarted by a Japanese wispy gay bachelor named Space Chief. A space superhero chased by annoying children who somehow have top secret clearance wherever they go.

Mike and the Bots take on a Italian James Bond knock-off where a American agent named Bart Fargo is tasked to save a scientist from a evil group and fight a assassin who appears to be Abe Lincoln.

After the lights go out, Grandpa Ernest Borgnine tells a young boy a story about Merlin who time travels to 1993 where he manipulates a newspaper critic to turn himself into a baby, then later searches for a evil toy monkey that was stolen from his shop.