ag is a nineties time capsule + MARIAH

i gotta be transracial
this is mariah's best song
they always cut off the best part
the radio is a little fun sometimes, i used to listen to it back when i had a walkman
i spilled coffee again like a dumbass
walking in memphis ain't anything like the song, i'm sure i'm not the only comic to mention this
if i hadn't spilled that coffee tho i wouldn't have heard my favorite mariah song tho
i used to wake up n cry cos i wasn't mariah carey
you couldn't have told me that i wasn't black either tho i didn't know that she was biracial
i know that she's illuminati central
people w/ no talent are always in awe n idolize these mfs in the entertainment industry
my fave artists are geniuses
at least what i do is somewhat entertaining
i listened to mtv unplugged on cassette every single day during my childhood
her cover of the jackson five is so beautiful
there was actually a genuine phase to her but it was also the nineties
it helps that they can't use whatever talent this is haha
i'm just too avande garde n "rebellious"
mini coopers need to breath i guess
i can't talk right
i know more about cars cos i ruin em
my whole life is an accident *adopted
thank you cannabis for helping me live w/ this