Thanksgiving 2023 Recap & Review: In honour of Chris Sellout Stuckmann

This is a recap & review of 2023's Thanksgiving by Eli Roth. The reviews inspired by Chris Stuckmann's recent announcement he's "not about bashing filmmakers or artists, because he knows how hard it is to make a movie", now that his millions of followers funded him to make his own movie. I'm usually a 'live and let live' kinda guy, but this one hit me the wrong way. So, I chose to speak out about it, because NOT speaking out about it would mean I've been Stuckmannized.