This Boy Has A Real Good Reason To Wait Until Middle School For A Girlfriend

Dawson's opinion on girls and why he's waiting until middle school to have a girlfriend will have you in stitches! Too funny!

When mom asks him in the car what’s up with girls, the boy doesn’t even skip a beat! He tells his mom that waiting until middle school to get a girlfriend is a good idea, because up until that point, he won’t have to deal with girl drama! He even taught his friend Kennedy at school to do the same, because then he wouldn’t have to deal with this stuff:

“Hey, babe, do these shoes look good on me? Babe, what time are you gonna leave, it’s like 10:30 already! Honey, when is dinner gonna get finished? Do I look good in this outfit?” Dawson keep going on and on, impersonating a girl. He is actually really good at it, to be frank. He is submerging deeply into his character, eye rolls and hand gestures and everything. Maybe he knows way too much about the whole deal, which kind of begs the question:

“Who does that?” the mom asks mid laugh, getting a cold slap from her own son. “You do!”

Apparently, little Dawson is quite the many man, even at his age! He doesn’t like that mom asks him for opinion for her outfits when he’s getting ready for school in the morning.

“Look in the mirror! Talk to your shadow,” he begs his mom to leave him alone. If only he knew that it isn’t that easy...