TheDimStream LIVE! Dave, 1993 | Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, 2012 | FDR: American Badass, 2012

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 9 ET!
-Dave
-Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
-FDR: American Badass

LIVE CHAT:

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thrasybulus Can we start already? There is only so much time before @SomeBitchIKnow starts https://rumble.com/v4f4jhh-big-dig-energy-293-the-veldt.html
thrasybulus It starts 2:18 into the stream.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Is this live?
thrasybulus FDR just infected his enemies with polio.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ she wrote herself into a corner, everyone does
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex can't make girls laugh, she'd be a shit lesbian
thrasybulus Mice teeth grow constantly. It's how they can chew through concrete.

RonGreen1 If you use spray foam for mouse holes, you should put some steel wool into the hole first. Or the mouse will dig through the foam.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ we have a date, bev?
thrasybulus Writer's block is a form of torture imposed upon yourself.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I never get writer's block, everything I write is shit, so who cares, just unclench my arse and let it flow onto the paper

JQuickDraw Supporter Hello, late again, how the tables have turned
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's still better than what bev writes
thrasybulus A lot of "comedy" relies on the fact people tend to laugh when others do. You even see this in television.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no more vaginas please
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ too old for that clefted fish shite
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ your vagina is not that amazing, be a person instead
thrasybulus Ever see clips of TV comedy without the laugh tracks?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I'm not american, comedy didnt have laugh tracks here, or needed them
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ senior class play...you wrote...wake me up when this story finishes
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ 🔥
thrasybulus Female serial killers tend to be more prolific. They tend to murder by less outwardly obvious ways like poison. It's believed they are more common then we think.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ she neglectsto read my burn of her of course
thrasybulus Men strangle prostitutes and leave their bodies outside, while women poison dying patients in nursing homes.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Kevin Kline is an amazing actor
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ like maybe best ever
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ alex having to explain the film to bev, now she knows how I felt explaining withnail&I to you idiots lol
thrasybulus There was a 19th century English nurse who took money to care for babies, poisoned them, kept the money, and was only caught after over 100 kills.
thrasybulus @MurderGoose2028 I added Anna and the Apocalypse to my list, but don't currently have a way to watch it without paying.
thrasybulus https://www.crimemuseum.org/crime-library/serial-killers/amelia-dyer/

RonGreen1 La Femme Nikita was a great romance movie.
thrasybulus @RonGreen1 And an even better series starring Peta Wilson.
thrasybulus Shitty people need love as well.
thrasybulus Sounds like it's time to change card numbers.
thrasybulus Best Dune is the scifi channel miniseries.
thrasybulus Add the Jodorovsky's Dune documentary as well.
thrasybulus Jodorowsky's Dune https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935156/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_3_nm_5_q_jodo

RonGreen1 Monk had a happy ending.😂 Was he China Town?

RonGreen1 She really wanted Woody. 🤣 Beverly is cracking me up here.
thrasybulus There is a movie The Devil's Double about a guy who was forced to be one of Saddam's sons double because he wants a double like the ones his dad has. Based on a true story.
thrasybulus Flags for Orphans Bill.
thrasybulus KK attracts SW. SW attracts KK.
thrasybulus Just about everyone has a price. Some people are just cheaper than others.
thrasybulus Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. This is the danger of entrenched bureaucracy to its subject population. Even spoils systems are preferable because..
thrasybulus levels of tolerance are lower and the corrupt can be thrown out periodically. Entrenched bureaucracy seldom can be touched short of violence. Beware when Civil Service and Military join hands! - Chapt
thrasybulus Chapterhouse Dune
thrasybulus @AlexNeedsTradeSchool It's actually on the last page of a chapter.
thrasybulus @SomeBitchIKnow has started her new episode of Big Dig Energy. Night all.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ hewwo, hay jap dwink
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ somebitchIknow is a smelly cunt
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ talentless cunt
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Imagine ditching the dimcunts for that cunt
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ fuck Lauren, she is a twat
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ she smells of fish
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ stanky fish
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ month old dead fish
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ reddit is fucking gay bev
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ how many HPM

JQuickDraw Supporter That's better than if he coded 1.6 horses. That could have been horrifying.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ https://youtu.be/zILmrAJgzSc play this on rumble BevERLY

JQuickDraw Supporter Lincoln was incredibly racist. He wanted to send all the slaves back to Africa, and was quoted as saying that he would have gladly won the war without ending slavery if he could have.

JQuickDraw Supporter And what a male mammal eats affects his "milk" too. If you know what I mean.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, if you're upset that we stopped slavery in the 19th century, don't worry. We made up for it in Libya.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ slavery was ended by great britain, they fought wars against africian nations to stop it, the blacks made money from it and fought to continue it

JQuickDraw Supporter In some lore, you can also defeat a vampire with a small bag of seeds.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ history is amusing
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ america continued to love slavery while britain fought to end it

JQuickDraw Supporter Jefferson tried to end it in Virginia, but it lost by I think one vote.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ We never had slavery or slaves in Scotland
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ our loss
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ we could have had a cotton trade lol
OakPoke Supporter Winky, there was a slave trade out of Aberdeen maybe if that's the name
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ no there was not
OakPoke Supporter Hey ladies, chat
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ slaves from where?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ aberdonian slaves
OakPoke Supporter Winky they were shippers, traders...they may have also briefly nabbed locals from the countryside

JQuickDraw Supporter And a winning olympic basketball team.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ want to hear a funny story as to why many jamacian blacks have scottish clan names?
OakPoke Supporter Winky, just double checked. Yes, Aberdeen, Scotland. The origins of the word Kidnapping come from that

JQuickDraw Supporter Slavery was ubiquitous in the old world, back into pre-history.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ in aberdeen lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ aberdeen is a north seaport
OakPoke Supporter I wonder if there weren't some J's...invovled, becasue If I recall, they burned records, and weird stuff
OakPoke Supporter like some fly by night judge...lotta weird stuff
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ so, the highland clans rose against the union of scotland and england, and they lost, and they were banished to the colonies of great britain, like jamica

JQuickDraw Supporter Careful, that 3rd rail packs a wallop lol.
OakPoke Supporter @WInky my scottish side...the furthest back I can trace...they fled to England briefly before moving to America
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ they were slaves, prisoners, but they were educated, so they put them in charge of the slaves, and they mated together, hence gb colonies have blacks with scottish clan names
OakPoke Supporter I mean obviously it's a tree...but the furthest back...cumming or comyn clan, however you put it.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ aberdeen only became a place and port due to oil
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ scotland had no slave trade, we were more likely to be enslaved lol by crazy vikings
OakPoke Supporter Winky well loads of vikings settled there...my scottish side that i can trace, all have viking origins, nearly all highlanders
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ yes, most outer isles were scots/viking
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ the norway vikings viewed them as lesser, and the scots'vikings didnt care lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ more often than not, the scots/vikings ruled and won
OakPoke Supporter Eye brows are illegal
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ the people of the outer isles are a wonderful mix
OakPoke Supporter @WInky sounds about right...I know that's what sent my earliest in America ancestors here...the widow took her kids to america
OakPoke Supporter Alex is pretending to be Italian :)
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ macdonald is a popular name in jamica
OakPoke Supporter There are white whites still in Jamaica. they were probably slaves...some were anyway
OakPoke Supporter Cumming like the diesel engine...scottish
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ the english sent us there because they thought the sun would kill us lol
OakPoke Supporter I just assumed you're italian.
OakPoke Supporter @Winky it probably happened...redneck , also the disease from no meat, being fed largely corn. Forget what it's called

JQuickDraw Supporter I hear "clans" and "highlands" and I'm like, "There can be only one!"
OakPoke Supporter Based.
OakPoke Supporter Not a drop!
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ don't lose your head
OakPoke Supporter @Alex what percentage black are you? You don't strike me as a carjacker
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Alex doesnt have big enough lips to be black black
OakPoke Supporter True

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex "Licorice" Miceli
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ it's rumble
OakPoke Supporter @Alex have you done your 23 and me or similar? I mean if you're really , was it 3 percent? 5?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ CUNTS

JQuickDraw Supporter 1/32 of a teaspoon is called a dash. Alex has a dash of black in her.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Never let Winky near your Vagina
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ times 7
OakPoke Supporter I think the bible says 10 generations to mix it all away...that could be overkill, who knows.

JQuickDraw Supporter uh-nees
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ steamed clams?

JQuickDraw Supporter ripe peaches
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ wtf
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ DR BONER
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ never put twigs or sticks up your vag, they hurt
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Never let indian men near your vag, their small penis will only disappoint
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ never extract your eggs and throw them against a wall
OakPoke Supporter Only throw pasta against the wall. Ask Alex for details.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ eggsactly
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ do not poke your clit with a knife, it hurts, use a man tongue
OakPoke Supporter GROSSS
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Do not use miss paltrow as a dildo, her nose is pointy and will cause vaginal bleeding
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For fruit roll ups.
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ mine were better and more funny than that list
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ wtf is a diva cup?
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ my arse is reusable

TunedToKey Um, what is going on here?
OakPoke Supporter Wash with bleach? Soak in bleach? These things idk.
OakPoke Supporter @TunedToKey Seems to be ladies minute

TunedToKey Vagina Facts in da Cunt Corner
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ TTK, I don't know, but I do not like
OakPoke Supporter LOL biting it? With my teeth? Ok...
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Smelly fish facts from the salmon holes

TunedToKey So barbaric to use your teeth
OakPoke Supporter Firm to the tooth, not crunchy
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ that is fucking disgusting
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ use a fucking tampon or a liner

TunedToKey "Don't trust anything that bleeds for days, but doesn't die"
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ that is nasty
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I offer to press my pubes against menstating women to soak up their leakage, but they scream and have me arrested

TunedToKey Okay, you two are as gross as my girlfriend with over sharing
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ I just don't understand women

JQuickDraw Supporter "These mashed potatoes have a weird texture." Beverly: "It's pasta."
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ wtf

TunedToKey Bleach is poison
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Period sex is cool, but filling little cups with blood, no fuck no

JQuickDraw Supporter "These pads suck. I want a refund." "What's wrong with them?" "They don't suck." "So you like them now?"
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ dance for us alex
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ Bev had to change her pad sorry
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ The Dimcast consists of a pair of dimcunts who use pads and not tampons
WinkyWankyWoo
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show us your eggs, alex

TunedToKey Uterus? what about Ourterus?

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ URANUS
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ they removed pluto as a planet
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ URANUS is next
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ leave foreskins alone ffs
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ fucking hell

Egerog Neuter and Spay Talk with Beverly

JQuickDraw Supporter You should play frisbee with her during her "special" time, and you can try to get a photo of her in mid-air with a red trail behind her. lol sorry, ten year old me took control for a second there.

TunedToKey make her wear white pants too
WinkyWankyWoo SubSupporter+ begone damn red spot
OakPoke Supporter Hard boiled for the win, and uncooked
OakPoke Supporter Will you dry your eggs or cooked eggs for powdered eggs in case of zombies?

TunedToKey This article is gay

TunedToKey Moisturizer sounds like a yeast infection

TunedToKey moisturizer melts*
OakPoke Supporter Vagina Ice Cubes. Check.

JQuickDraw Supporter "How do you like your vagina?" "On the rocks, baby."

TunedToKey haha

TunedToKey Solid

Egerog Yuck I prefer Neuter Talk

JQuickDraw Supporter Ice cubes in bodily orifices to "cool down"? I've never once thought, "Man, it's hot as hell today. Let me go get a couple of ice cubes and jam them in my ass. That'll do the trick."

TunedToKey Steamed vagina, the new steamed clams

JQuickDraw Supporter Steaming your vagina? That's your man's job. Ba-dum-tis

JQuickDraw Supporter Dr Bone lol
OakPoke Supporter Powdered eggs sounds interesting...I'm curious as well. I've not looked into it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Douching seems akin to taking antibiotics, which clears out your gut bacteria, including the good ones.
OakPoke Supporter Like Poison Ivy but vagina. Ouch. Alex are you talking from experience?
OakPoke Supporter Probably doing fine if you've never had one

JQuickDraw Supporter You can also place the medication in a noni egg and shove it up in there.
OakPoke Supporter Six hours is a good night for me
OakPoke Supporter Leftover dough you can make whatever you want
OakPoke Supporter Egg, flour, water, milk, butter, and you have crepes!!!
OakPoke Supporter Didn't rise, that's ok...maybe it needed more time to rise after it warmed up, or maybe it was done rising idk
OakPoke Supporter Use vaginal yeast to make bread ayooo
OakPoke Supporter there are a billion different ways to make bread and they're all pretty similar, so that's cool.

JQuickDraw Supporter They make beer from OF models' yeast.

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JQuickDraw Supporter You should do "leap" related movies, like White Men Can't Jump
OakPoke Supporter 21 jump street, the original series
OakPoke Supporter 21 jump street had that one big time acgtor, johnny depp
OakPoke Supporter 21 jump street was a movie too?
OakPoke Supporter Woody harleson and the black guy who didn't pay taxes

JQuickDraw Supporter There's the new title for the stream - Johnnyboy is Brilliiant. lol
OakPoke Supporter Have a great night ladies, and chat have a good night too.

JQuickDraw Supporter I wanted to make my name stand out.

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