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Mitch The Glitch, Staring Mitch McConnell
1 year ago
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Mitch McConnell, Senate minority leader sometimes unexpectedly freezes up! A song about that :)
Verse 1
Here's a man that's gonna freeze up sometimes
An octogenarian losing faculties
Better as a coat rack than leading the senate minority
Or taken to to the woods where we can plant him like a tree
Or lube him up to be a toy for Aidan Maese-Czeropski
Chorus
Mitch The Glitch, Glitchy Mitch, Now Freeze
Verse 1
How do we know when to interrupt him
Maybe we should wake him up now by giving him a whack.
Does he have a chip we can get a tech bro in here to hack
Jumper cables and a car battery to restart his ass
Or encase him in carbonite and give him to Jabba The Hut after Empire Strikes Back
Chorus
Mitch The Glitch, Glitchy Mitch
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