ALL PERVY HANDS WILL BE ELIMINATED, WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! Going RE-POTTY!

4 months ago
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We rejoin our Band of Brave Psychonaughts, as they Celebrate there Victory, over the "Attack of the Clones Part 2"...."By Jingo Moto! *Said Lord Shpongled..BUT just as he was finishing his statement? A loud thundering, Cacophony, of Sloppy Fart Sounds, and some Fat Bastard Sharting Himself, and his Shitty shorts, appeared upon the Horizon..."What the Bloody hell is that Evil ,Rancid stench?!" Cried Cannbisseur, "It almost smells Familiar" Before Canna could finish the Statement...A Familiar Shadow..began Rolling into view...stumbling over it's own , Grossly Oversized, Wart and Puss encrusted, Hands , as they Drag along the Ground, simultaneously, balancing this Gross behemeath, and tripping him over..Before anyone could Bat a single eyelid! Lord Shpongle Steps forward and Bellows @ the STENCH LADEN, DARK LORD PERVY HANDS HIMSELF...."YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ...YOU PERVY PRICK! Then!? Lord Shpongle Leaps forward...flying through the Air, screaming.."NOT ON MY WATCH YOU PUSSTUOUS, PERVY HANDED MOTHER FHUCKER! ..AND...Flying dropkick Lord Pervy hands right in the DICK! STEEL CAPS AND ALL! "Thus launching the Evil Fat Pervy Handed Bastard himself, back to the stagnant void he now dwells within!!! Now lets get...RE-POTTY!

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