Chocolate Jesus Adams Makes Earthly Appearance in NYC

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Just as long as I got my Chocolate Jesus,
Up on the dashboard of my car...

Hallelujah! Chocolate Jesus has returned in the form of New York City Mayor Eric Adams. You don't believe me? Well just ask him since he is making the claim of being the Chocolate Jesus as you can see here. Unfortunately for New Yorkers, Chocolate Jesus is unable to feed 5000 people with five loaves and two fish much less feeding well over 50,000 illegals flooding the city. In fact, Chocolate Jesus can't do much of anything except appoint Chocolate Bureaucrats as Chocolate Jesus Adams boasts.