Donald's got a little list (with apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan)

It's a bit rough but someone should run with it!
Ode to Donald
(To the tune of “I’ve got a little list”)

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
He’s got a little list; He’s got a little list.
Of political offenders who might well be underground
And never would be missed – who never would be missed.
There’s the New York Judge who flaunts his pecs and smiles for the press
His GF sitting with him on the bench for us to guess
The footsies we don’t know about, the notes we see her pass
Alana in defence is causing twitching of his ___ (brass)
And Tricia sitting back behind I wonder why she’s miffed
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

[Chorus]
He's got 'em on the list — he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed

There’s the primaries contender who doesn’t know she’s lost
And her rich financialist – He’s got them on the list
And big fannie down in Georgia and her “Waders” she has kissed
They never would be missed — they never would be missed!
And the journalists who cover up with an aggressive tone
They fill the void with many varied stories of their own
They’d like to get him jailed but he never wears a frown
He’s got DOJ and FBI and those who wear black gowns
And the former leader of the house who constantly was pissed
I don't think she'd be missed — I'm sure she'd not be missed!

[Chorus]
He's got her on the list — he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed — I'm sure she'll not be missed!

There’s the one who sniffs the children’s hair and can’t get off the stage
and silly archivists – He’s got them on the list
And men all dressed in black with guns who love to raid his house
They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed
An old and senile statesmen who may have a Chinese wife
A pencil necked gentleman who cannot tell the truth
And thingybob and watsisname and howdy do you do
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list
For they'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

[Chorus]
You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!