Pastor Pumps Fake "God Coin”
Hold my Lambo, degens! Church couple scams flock with "God-backed" crypto.
SEC freezes assets, investors left praying for gains. Remember, DYOR or get rekt
Forget mortgages, degens! Gen Z ain't buying bricks & mortar, they're stacking sats & dreaming of Lambos!
Study says these youngsters are all about the crypto, holding more than any other asset class.
Maybe avocado toast ain't so bad after all, when it fuels your moon mission Remember, DYOR
Vanguard Says Nein to Bitcoin: Grandpa Finance Stuck in the Mud?
Degens, gather 'round the digital campfire! It's story time, and tonight's tale stars the stodgiest institution on Wall Street: Vanguard.
That's right, they slammed the door on Bitcoin like it's a door-to-door salesman selling beanie babies in 2023.
But why, oh why, would they deny us our moon-landing fantasies?
Degens, SAVM Coin just 180x'd faster than your crush noticing you!
Influencers hypin' like it's heaven, but is it a moon mission or rug pull purgatory?
Join the Degen FOMO Show as we crack the SAVM code!
Degen FOMO Show's Fear & Greed Meter is Stuck? Panic Buy or Diamond Hold?
Crypto market got the jitters, degens! The Fear & Greed meter stuck at 62 - not sure if we're panic-selling or moonwalking.
Stay sharp, hodl on tight, and don't let FOMO control your Lambo dreams!
* Smash that like button like it's the last buy order before the next bull run!
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